I Cannot Believe That 50 Years Have Passed By.Can You?

Knowing This Event Was To Occur This Fall,

I Have Spent The Summer Frequently Thinking About Life, And,I Have Concluded That

(Like The Benjamin Button Movie) I Would Like To Live My Next Life Backwards.

Here's Why.....

You Start Out Dead And You Blessedly Get That Out Of The Way.

Then You Wake Up In A Nursing Home Feeling Better Every Day.

Then You Get Kicked Out Of The Nursing Home For Being Too Healthy.

You Enjoy Your Retirement And Collect Your Pension.

Then, When You Start Work, You Get A Gold Watch On Your 1St Day.

You Work Several Years Until You're Too Young To Work.

You Look The Best You Have Ever Looked And You Know It.

You Get Ready For High School, Drink Alcohol, Party, And You're

Generally Promiscuous.

Then You Become A Kid, Go To Primary School, Play And You

Have Absolutely No Responsibilities.

Then You Become A Baby And Then..

You Spend Your Last 9 Months Floating Peacefully In Luxury, In

Spa Like Conditions With Central Heating, Room Service And Then..

You Finish Off With A Bang And An Orgasm.

If Any Of You Can Remember, It Doesn't Get Any Better Than That!

Knowing The Reverse Life Isn't Going To Happen Anytime Soon, I'll Do What I Was Asked To Do....

Bless This Food, O Lord, And Us To Thy Service....

May Each Of Us Abide In Your Grace Until We Meet Again. Amen